Tarak Mehta (Daya Musibat Mein)

Gokuldham mai sham ho gai thi sare mard abhi bhi apne kam se ghar wapis nahi aye the aj subha hi gokuldham ki sari ladies ne ayushi ko Anjali ki jethalal ke sath pehli chudai ki dastan batai thi

Ayushi bhi ab jethala ke lund ki diwani hg gai the use bhi ab kisi bhi tarah se jethalal ko impress karna tha taki jethalal ko jab bhi moka mile to wo kisi or ke pass na jake sirf uske passs aye

Kher ab gee…..
Tapu sena compound ma football khel rahi thi

Tabhi socitymai sabji wali ati hai or
Sabjiwali-sabji le lo sabji……………………………………
Sari ladies dhere dhere sabji wali ke pas ati hai sabji lene
(sabjiwali ka nam anita hota hai)
Anjali-are anita ye timatar kaise diye
ANITA-20RS KILO
Anjali-are nahi bahut mengi hai
Or sab issi tarah majak karne agte ha
Tabhi daya kehti hai
Daya-are anita aj badi dukhi lag rahi ho kya baat hai
Anita-are kya bataun daya bhabhi …
Daya-aere anita batao to sahi tumhare dukhi hone ka karand kya hai
Anita-are daya bhabhi mai gokuldham a rahi thi ki tabhi kuch bike ar badmasho ne sabji lene ke bahane bike roki or mere dooodh daba diye
Madhvi-ase badmashi ko to nanga karke sadak par chodna chahiye .kal mai bhi achar papad ki delivery karne gai to badmasho ne mughe beechsadak pair ok ke mere blows eke andar haaath dal diya
anjali-sach madhvi bhabhi fir kya hua
madhvi-maine unhe rokne ki koshis ki to nhone mere chuchio par chaku tan diye mai bahut dar gai thi ….
daya-madhvi bhabhi bilul sahi keh rahi hai ye badmash hume jeene nahi denge.
roshan-are anita tumhare chuchiyan to bahut bade lag raeh hai
anita-kya roshan bhabhi app bhi
roshan-nahi anita sach mai bahut ache lag rahe hai ekdam bhare hue
anjali-jara dikhana

fir anita anjali ke pas jati hai or apne saree ka pallu neche karti hai or anjli ke samne apne chuche hazir karti hai
anjali-kya bat hai anita tere chuche to bahut mulayam hai daya bhabhi ap bhi chu kar dekho

fir bari bari sab anita ki chuchion ko chuti hai or unke tarif karti hai

anita-acha bhabhio ab mai chaltti hun mera pati mera intezar kar raha hoga

fir sare ladies apne apne ghar cahle jati hai

sare mard ghar par ane wale hote hain

ab chalte hai bari bari sabke ghar

pehel jethalal ke ghar
daya hamesha ki tarah samay pai sara kam khatam karke apne bed room me baithi hui thi ki tabhi uske ghar pai phone ki ghanti bajti ai daya phone utahti hai

daya-haloo(apne style mai) kon…………ha bapu ji
champak-are daya bahu mai aj gahr nahi aunga
daya-kyu bapuji
champak-ar bahu hamare young ol group mai nathiya hai naa
daya-haa nathiya kaka …
champak-haa wahi usne aj apne ghar par apne bete ki biwi (yani uski bahu) ko ghar par bulaya hai .aj hum sab ka program yahi par rehne ka hai
daya-kyu bapuji
champak-are bahu tu bahut bholi ai hum sab yaha par rukenge or nathiya ki bahu ko raat bhar chodenge
daya-are wah bapuji lekin app apna dhiyan rakhna
champak-haa bhau.acha chal mai rakhta hun
daya-are bapu ji to aj nahi ayenge

tabhi daya ke pas dusra phone ata hai
daya-kon???
jethalal-are dob mai bol rha hun
daya-ha boliye tapu ke papa
jethalal-are daya aj mai ghar par nahi aa paunga
daya-kyu ????????
jethalal-are ajj hamare buisnees ke mamle mai goa ja raha hun kal sham ta aunga
daya-thik hai apna dhiyan rakhna

(ap logo ko lag raha hoga idaya ki msibaten abhi khatam ho gai hai lein ess nahi hai)

daya apne or tapu ke liye khana table pai laga rahi thi ki tabhi tapu waha athai or kehta hai
tapu-mummy mummy ….
daya-ha bol tapu dikra kya hua
tapu- mummy aj puri tapuu sena roccky ke yaha padhne ja rahi hai 2mahine bad hame exam hai naa isliye
daya-beta thik hai jaruur ja lekin.
tapu-lekin kya mummy
daua-tapu dikra dekh na bapuji bhi young old group ke member ke sath hai or kal tak ayenge or tumhare papa bhi goa gae hai or kal sham tak ayenge ab mere choot kon marega
tapu-are mummy ye to problem ho gai lekin mummy ma majboor hun mera jan bahut zaruuri hai
daya-thik hai dikra man laga kar padhna

tapu ab chala gaya tha daya ghar par akeli thi
daya ab udas ho gai thi wo soch rahi thi ki aj rat uski choot ko kon shant karegga

to be cont……….

Tarak Mehta (Daya Musibat Mein Part 2)

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