Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah-50

To ab Madhavi ki chudai ke baad, agli subha ho gayi thi. Jetha laal apni balcony me khada hoke sooraj ko jal de raha tha. Tabhi neeche se Sukhi jaa rahi hoti hai.

Jab Sukhi Jetha laal ki balcony ke neeche se guzarti hai, to uske boobs ki line me, Jetha laal ka paani chala jaata hai aur Sukhi ke boobs saare ke saare geele ho jaate hai. Paani girne se Sukhi ke boobs kamaal ke dikhne lag jaate hai.

Tabhi Sukhi bolti hai: Jetha seth ji.

Sukhi ki awaaz sun kar Jetha apni aankhon ko kholta hai aur neeche ki taraf dekhta hai. Neeche Jetha laal ko Sukhi khadi hui dikhti hai aur uske boobs pe gira hua paani bhi.

Tabhi Jetha laal ka lund, Sukhi ke boobs ko dekh kar khada ho jata hai aur Sukhi ke boobs ko dekh kar Jetha bolta hai-

Jetha Laal: Kya hua Sukhi? Tere boobs geele kaise ho gaye?

Sukhi: Jab aapke jaise seth ho, to naukraani ke boobs ki line me paani to girna hi hai naa.

Is baat par Sukhi aur Jetha laal hasne lag jaate hai aur Jetha laal apne lund ki taraf dekh kar, Sukhi ko koi ishara karta hai. Sukhi ko abhi bhi hassi aa rahi thi.

Par itne me Daya Jetha laal ko awaaz deti hai : Tapu ke papa, Tapu ke papa.

Fir Sukhi ko ye bol kar Jetha laal andar chala jata hai aur Sukhi ab apne ghar ki taraf jaati hai. Tabhi Jetha laal Daya ke room me jata hai aur Daya bed ki saaf-safayi kar rahi thi.

Daya ghodi bani hui thi bed par, saaf-safayi karte hue. Tabhi Jetha laal ko kuch masti soojhti hai aur wo paas me pade Tapu ke bat ko utha leta hai. Fir Jetha laal Daya ke peechs jaa kar, bat se ek zor ka six uski gaand par laga deta hai.

Ek-dum se Bat padne se Daya ki cheekh nikal aayi aur uski gaand fat gayi. Daya ka bura haal ho jata hai aur wo-

Daya: Aaahhh.. aaayyiiiii.. kya kar rahe ho Tapu ke Papa, subha subha?

Tabhi Jetha laal ek baar firse, Bat se Daya ki gaand par ek zor ka six lagata hai aur bolta hai: Daya teri gaand ki pitayi karne me maza aa raha hai. Kya gaand hai teri.

Tabhi Daya jaldi se apne aap, Jetha laal ke aage ho jaati hai aur usko apne gale se laga leti hai. Kyuki Daya ko pata tha, ki agar usne apni gaand ko zyada der tak Jetha laal ke saamne rakha, to wo usko gaand ko bandar ki gaand ki tarah laal karke chodhega.

Iske baad Jetha laal ne ab Bat ko chodh diya aur Daya ki gaand ko peeche se pakad kar, Daya ke hontho par hamla kar diya aur uske hontho ko choosne lag gaya.

Daya ko ab maza aa raha tha Jetha laal se honth chuswa kar. Jetha laal Daya ke honth choosne ke saath-saath Daya ki gaand ki, apne haatho se pitayi karne laga tha. Daya soch rahi thi, ki isliye hi to usne gaand peeche ki thi. Tabhi usko pata chal gaya tha, ki Jetha laal ko aaj uski gaand par kuch zyada hi pyaar aa raha tha.

Tabhi kuch der tak Jetha laal aur Daya ka kiss chalta raha. Lekin unko kiss karte hue dekh kar, kisi aur ka hi lund khada ho raha tha. Aur wo koi aur Champaklal tha, jo unka kaam dekh raha tha.

Wo unko dekhte hue, apni dhoti me se apna lund nikaal kar masal raha tha. Champaklal ka bura haal ho raha tha. Tabhi ek-dum se Tapu ke aane ki awaaz aayi aur Champaklal jaldi se apne lund ko andar daal kar side pe baith gaya.

Tabhi Daya aur Jetha laal bhi alag ho gaye. Iske baad jaldi se Jetha laal aur Daya apne-apne kaam par lag gaye. Fir Jetha laal table par baith kar bolta hai-

Jetha laal: Haa Daya, tumne mujhe kis liye bulaya tha.

Tabhi Daya boli: Aapko isliye bulaya tha, taaki aap Sukhi ko bula lo aur Mai usko kaam samjha du.

Tabhi Sukhi ka naam sun kar Champaklal ka lund khada ho jata hai aur wo sochta hai, ki Is saali Sukhi ka kaand to karna hi padega.

Tabi Jetha laal bola: Haa usko Mai dukaan par kaam samjha doonga, ya abhi wo ghar par aa jayegi.

Tabhi Jetha laal Daya ko ye bolkar, ghar se baahar chala jata hai aur fir Daya aur Champaklal apne-apne kaam par lage the.

Taarak Mehta ka ghar-

Anjali ab ghar par thi aur usko ab Baba ko phone karna tha. Ab usko bas Taarak ke jaane ki hi wait thi. Tabhi Taarak baahar baitha kaam kar raha tha, to Anjali baahar aayi aur boli-

Anjali: Taarak, lo aapka khaana.

Aur fir Taarak jaldi se lunch ka tiffin leke, ghar se baahar chala jata hai. Anjali abhi ghar par thi aur wo Taarak ke jaate hi Baba ko phone mila deti hai. Anjali ka phone nahi lagta, to Anjali thodi naa-khush ho jaati hai.

Fir Anjali apne ghar ka kaam karne lag jaati hai. Itne me ab chalte hai Bhide ke paas, jo aaj ki delivery karke ghar ki taraf aa raha tha. Tabhi usko Sodhi mil gaya tha.

Sodhi ko dekh kar, ek-dum se Bhide uski jeep me baith jata hai aur ghar jaane ke liye nikal jata hai. Tabhi usko Madhavi ka phone aata hai, par jaise hi phone uthata hai, waise hi phone band ho jata hai.

Tabhi Bhide ka phone band ho gaya aur onn nahi ho raha tha. Aisa lag raha tha, kis uska phone kharaab ho gaya tha.

Tabhi Sodhi bolta hai: Yaar Bhidu, naya phone lele. Ye kya kar raha hai?

Iske baad Bhide, Sodhi ka phone maang kar Madhavi ko phone karta hai. Madhavi phone par Bhide ko kuch samaan laane ke liye bolti hai, Abdul ki dukaan se.

Tabhi Bhide phone cut kar deta hai aur Sodhi ka phone chalaane lagta hai. Tabhi Sodhi ke phone me ek-dum se, Bhide ko Komal ki nangi pic dikh jaati hai, jisko dekh kar Bhide ka lund khada ho jata hai.

Tabi Bhide bolta hai: Aur Sodhi, aaj-kal Komal Bhabhi ko tu konsa bahaana laga raha hai.

Fir Sodhi bolta hai: Kya matlab Bhidu, Mai samjha nahi.

Tabhi Bhide bolta hai: Ye dekho Sodhi Bhaaji, tere kaarnaame.

Tabi Sodhi ye sab dekh kar hairaan aur khush ho jata hai aur bolta hai: Kya batau Bhidu, Mai to is bhains par chadh gaya tha ek din.

Tabhi Bhide bola: Mai bhi to ek baar chadha hua hu us bhains par.

Tabhi Sodhi ko pata tha, ki Bhide ne Komal ki chudai ki thi. Lekin wo Bhide ko ye sab batana nahi chaahta tha, isliye usne kaha-

Sodhi: To yaar Bhidu, aaj us kutiya ko chodte hai naa.

Fir Bhide ne kaha: Haa yaar, par ek alag style se.

Tabhi Bhide Sodhi ko ek plan bata deta hai aur fir Sodhi Komal ko message karta hai, ki aaj usko club me aana hai aur apni aankhon par patti baandh leni hai aur uski chudai hogi.

Komal uski baat maan leti hai, kyuki Sodhi ke paas uski nangi pics thi. Ab wo taiyaar ho jaati hai.

Aage dosto kya-kya hoga club house me, wo Mai aapko agle part me bataunga. Aap log kiski chudai dekhna chaahte hai pehle, mujhe mail karke bata sakte hai. Meri id hai:

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